"I am like this because of my horoscope!"
HAHAHAHAHA!
Very funny! So are you telling me we have 12 horoscopes which means there are only 12 types of characteristics on earth?
So I am a Sagittarius, so should this be my characteristics?
Astrology signs explained - by Sarah Bartlett
Sagittarius - The Archer.
The 9th sign of the zodiac.
Element: Fire.
Ruled by Jupiter.
Sagittarians are adventurous, hilarious, extrovert, romantic, enthusiastic, spirited and unstoppable crusaders.
I am erm.. NOT adventurous, not that I know of. Unless I don't even know who myself is.
I might be hilarious. That depends on situatiom
I am romantic? Oh really? I think romance just a waste of MONEY
I am enthusiastic. Hmm.. It depends. If you asked me to start teaching, I don't think I am gonna be called enthusiastic.
I am spirited. Yes, Indeed. But are all Fathers sagittarius? If not, how can they be God's servants?
I am unstoppable crusaders. True. I am. I love God but what about other horoscopes? They don't?
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Let's check on my baby's.
He is an Aquarius
The 11th sign of the zodiac.
Element: Air. Ruled by Uranus but traditionally by Saturn.
Aquarians are original, idealistic, intellectual, zany, rebellious, independent, inventors.
Now here comes the anaylsis.
1. He is original. Of course he is. If not, who he replicated? LOL!
2. He is idealistic. Oh yeah! This is indeed true. But tell me Xiaxue is always an Aquarius because she is also an idealistic person
3. He is intellectual. Okay. I love him so I think this is also a YES
4. He is zany? OK, initially I do not know what does it mean so I went and googled. Zany means ludicrously or whimsically comical; clownish. My baby is NOT a clown. But he did try to be funny when he tried to cheer me up. But I dont think this is his personality/characteristic in this case but an effort
5. He is rebellious. For this, I disagreed. He is never a rebellious kid. Not that I know of. If this was changed to Violent, Hell yeah babeh! Oh, I am joking :P
6. He is independent. Yes, he does but tell me only Aquarius are independent and the rest are not.
7. He is an inventor? Oh is he? HAHAHAHAHA! What did he invented? Unlimited LOVE for me I guess!
Done with my analysis on both my and my baby's horoscopes. I did not mean that the astrology/horoscope/zodiac are not accurate. I am saying here of cos the researchers have done studies on himan behavior based on all these information and finally drawn a conclusion to it but there are billions of people on earth, are these really THAT accurate that a person should the horoscope to explain how they behave? This sounds really funny to me!
So horoscopes are Western. For Chinese, we believed in the Chinese Zodiac
Mouse, Bull, Tiger, Rabbit, Dragon. Snake, Horse, Goat, Monkey, Rooster, Dog & Pig
So can a serial killer claimed that he kills because his chinese zodiac is tiger? As it is the tiger's nature to be a predator. Got my point? Bullshit isn't it?
That is the reason why when I heard this, I was like bullshit bullshit BULLSHIT lah!
We are who we are were depends on:-
1. Our family background
2. How we were raised
3. Our experiences (good & bad)
4. DNA - heritage some personalities/characteristics from our parents/ancestors
5. Own personalities
Sometimes I really get amazed with the people surrounded me. They are just so extraordinary.
I met :-
1. A guy who likes to eavesdrop
2. A woman who likes to act innocent but deep down inside she is not what she presents to be
3. A lady who always lost focus and acted as if she is
N more.. just that I am too lazy to list them down one by one
Life really became so "colorful" with such people around.
But I wished I could meet lesser of them cos they just made myself very messy.
That's all for now.
Time to get back to work.
Love,
Missbunnie
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